Anons with Aree! 

It’s been a while. Send me some asks, on anon or off, and i’ll respond to them. ^_^ 

Ayyy Fire Friends…

Anyone available to snag me a ridgeback scroll? 

Message me here or in game - Areeyana #35993

Muchas gracias.

noodlebabbus:

hereyouwillfindme:

DO I DO THIS!?

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OR DO I DO THIS!?

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You can’t possibly choose you need to do BOTH!

You’re right. I can’t choose. They’re both too pretty. LOL

DO I DO THIS!?

OR DO I DO THIS!?

yes do the thing Sparklenose needs a friend

You see, the problem is, I’d have to spend an exorbitant amount to turn this coatl into a ridgeback. He would need shimmer, gembond, AND a ridgie scroll. 

Is he THAT pretty?

*watches silently as male iri/shim/gem ridgebacks begin to appear in lair* 

Do I make this happen!?

That moment when you see a dragon breed and have to seriously ponder whether it’s new because you’re so used to searching for, buying, and looking at your favorites. 

Things grinding in the Kelp Beds has taught me:

  • The Maren are an illusive people. Extremely illusive. And evasive. 
  • The Mammertee are not impressed with me, and do not share my sentiment that they are named Barbara and are, in fact, the one for me. 
  • "Kelp Tenders" should really be named "Kelp Gluttons." I mean, look at them. 
  • Octofliers? More like Octo-vampires. They feed off your soul as it slowly diminishes each time the loot table comes up empty. Which is often.
  • Don’t get me started on the rudeness of porpoises
  • Or the annoyance of eels.

midoridragonuus:

ok but what if i did an actually good accent tonight

Ok, but, all of your accents are actually good, so. 

When a color/gene combination is so pretty that you feel the need to, and most likely have already begun to, collect it in all of your favorite species/genders.  

Por exemplo: 

I give you my lair.

windyblues:

This is why I love you.

of course you love me, it is my subjects duty to do so!

jk ilu too boo ♥

http://villainfr.tumblr.com/post/95952930052/how-to-train-your-dragon-queen →

how-to-train-your-dragon-queen:

incandescentincubus:

villainfr:

PLEASE GUYS, PLEASE
My ancestors moved to America specifically so we wouldn’t have to get into the British / Not British politics.
And possibly because they were on the run from the law for unspeakable crimes…

WRONG! 

People will say, why, Villain. Why did you destroy the world. Why did you want to start World War Three. 
And you will say, 
I AM THE ARCANIST!!!